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A new, highly refined gluten-free flour blend has just been patented by Venusian scientists. It is guaranteed to give you gas and diarrhea. This organic formulation features sorghum flour for that full, bloated feeling, highly modified potato starch for excellent belches and gas pocket formation, and ultra unrefined coconut flour as a natural laxative. For that immediate get up and go urge, the flour blend is naturally sweetened with Monk’s Fruit, also known as Inulin, and stabilized with a heaping amount of Guar Gum to ensure complete intestinal clean out. It is recommended that this flour blend be prepared with coconut milk to make certain your upcoming colonoscopy screening is accurate with a completely empty intestinal tract.
April Fools!
Okay, the above paragraph is an April Fools joke. But, it is true that some gluten-free ingredients are a natural laxative.
Get off your stool and stop fooling around with fad ingredients, and start enjoying life again. Are you tired of being a bathroom scout, even though you’re completely gluten-free? Check your pantry for ingredients that cause bloat, gas, and are natural laxatives.
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