>         I used to be a BIG hot sauce fan, so the no vinager thing threw
> me, but if you eat vinegar your head will explode, according to recent
> studies by the New Mexico Journel of Cranial Abnormalities.

Far out!

Use it in brain contests against sicilians instead of iocane powder.

But wait!  I'm certain I've had some before and my head did not explode.
I must be immune!