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Date: | Sat, 20 Feb 2016 17:44:37 -0700 |
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I don't think I have ever posted a joke on blind hams unless it was ham
related. Once you have read this joke, you will probably say it is just
like some ham you know. This is not a joke you can tell in church so reader
beware. Call sign unknown.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to
his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made
love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher
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