Good one, Brad.
Paul ittically Incorrect
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From: "BD" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 5:24 PM
Subject: For the Funny Bone
> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only
4
> parachutes.
>
> The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player;
> the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and
left
> the plane.
>
> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S.
> President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am
the
> smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to
die
> and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United
> States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
> superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
>
> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
> schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
> Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
>
> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
> smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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