Speaking of shirts, a friend made one for me long ago which said "I'm
blind, not stupid."
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Butch
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Wallace, ks.
On Sun, 28 Sep 2014, Mike Duke, K5XU wrote:
> First story: When Kathleen and I had been married about a month, we
> were in Wall-mart for the weekly grocery run.
>
> A very pleasant sounding lady walked up, handed Kathleen a business
> card, and said: "Mam, if you ever need any help with your husband, call
> me. According to the card, she was a sitter for adults.
>
> Of course, every now and then, just as I am about to find myself in the
> doghouse, Kathleen will say something like: "Where on earth did I put
> that lady's card!"
>
> Second story: New neighbors moved in next door about a year ago. Each
> morning, they would see me walk out the door, get on the paratransit
> bus, and return home on that bus late in the afternoon.
>
> Each day, they would also see Kathleen leave the house just before or
> after me, and return after work.
>
> Kathleen is a medical technician in a local hospital lab, so when they
> would see her, she was always dressed in a medical uniform.
>
> One morning, one of the people who live in that house stopped her as
> she was leaving the house and said:
>
> "Is that man who lives next door blind?"
>
> "Yes," she answered."
>
> "And, you work there at night?"
>
> She replied, "Well, not exactly." Then she told him the rest of the story.
>
> Jim, tell your wife there may be a market for that "I'm not an
> attendant" shirt.
>
> --
> Mike Duke, K5XU
>
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