Here is a politically correct Christmas greeting.  GCF means, good clean fun.

GCF: Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all;"

       PLUS

"a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."


(Disclaimer:  By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes
no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings
may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)


At 04:24 PM 12/10/03 -0600, you wrote:
>An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4
>parachutes.
>
>The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player;
>the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left
>the plane.
>
>The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S.
>President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the
>smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die
>and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
>The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United
>States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
>superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
>
>The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
>schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
>Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
>
>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
>smartest woman took my schoolbag."

John

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue
- agree with him. -- Ed Howe<*>