If it sounded like a bored elderly lady it was just you talking to yourself
again. Or maybe the watch's name is Arlene? Hmmm...
Digital Lion
----- Original Message -----
From: "kerri" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2003 10:40 PM
Subject: Re: Wise Men
> Paul, my old watch sounded like you, grin, which is why I eliminated it.
In
> actuality, it sounded like a bored elderly lady.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Ariel" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2003 8:14 AM
> Subject: Re: Wise Men
>
>
> > Thanks, Kerri. When you think about it, any dog is really a cookie jar
> and
> > a vacuum cleaner in one, snorting up anything in their path. Smile.
> >
> > Paul who is wondering whose voice Kerri's old watch sounded like
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "kerri" <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: <[log in to unmask]>
> > Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2003 12:30 AM
> > Subject: Re: Wise Men
> >
> >
> > > Paul, I think, like the rest, you should keep the cookie jar if only
to
> > > torture you with reminders of the cookies you can no longer eat while
on
> > > your "diet" And, I received a braille watch, thank heaven. Now the
> pastor
> > > won't have to hear my talking watch announcing the time half way
through
> > his
> > > sermon. Kerri.
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Ariel" <[log in to unmask]>
> > > To: <[log in to unmask]>
> > > Sent: Friday, December 26, 2003 5:25 AM
> > > Subject: Wise Men
> > >
> > >
> > > > Okay, so we all know that the real meaning of Christmas is the Gift
of
> > > JESUS
> > > > and that He gave Himself for us. But let's not forget that the wise
> men
> > > > brought gifts to Baby JESUS. And it's a wise thing to give gifts to
> > > > Italians, too. So, in the Spirit of gift-giving, let's hear what
> > > everyone's
> > > > favorite gifts they got this year are. And the worst gifts. Okay,
> you
> > > can
> > > > say "the worst gifts ever" so people won't know it was something you
> got
> > > > this year and track you down. Smile. Let's hear it, folks,
> especially
> > > from
> > > > those of you who are returning things today. You know who you are.
> > > >
> > > > My favorite gift is a ceramic cookie jar that is a lifesize yellow
lab
> > > > puppy. My friends out west sent it, knowing I love yellow labs and
> had
> > > > planned on getting one (that was what I thought my last dog was when
I
> > got
> > > > her from the pound, but it turned out she was a mutt and didn't grow
> at
> > > all,
> > > > but shed as much hair as two huge yellow labs. Smile.) But I had
> mixed
> > > > emotions about it because I gave the dog away last year when I got
> sick
> > > and
> > > > a friend of a friend asked if she could have her for her children.
> > Since
> > > > the dog was alone all day while I was at work I gave her to them.
So
> I
> > > did
> > > > have an emotional moment when first opening this gift since it
> reminded
> > me
> > > > so much of my dog (whom I miss very much)....well, she's not "my"
dog
> > > > anymore. Anyway, I was going to give the cookie jar to them but now
> am
> > > > trying to talk myself out of it since it looks so good on my hearth
> and
> > I
> > > > keep telling myself "It doesn't look THAT much like your dog, after
> all,
> > > and
> > > > the small kids will probably break it anyway and hurt themselves!"
> > > >
> > > > Be that as it may, let's hear it about the best and worst of gifts
> that
> > > you
> > > > all got!
> > > >
> > > > Greedy So and So Lion Holding Onto The Cookie Jar Even Though It's
> Empty
> >
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