>>Well, like they say, that there bird shit is worth a thousand
dollars if only we can figure out what to do with it.<
Doncha know what to do with duck shit? When you want yer mustache to
grow in real fast, you take the green end of yer duck shit and rub it in
all over yer upper lip. Rub it in thar real good cause you don't want no
bare spots. Donch you worry about washing it off, just rub in some a
them fresh green ends and you'll be alright.
John (raised White Pekins, won State-Wide Fowl Champion three years
runnin' at the Nebraska State Fair) Leeke
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