A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As 
he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can You tell me where 
the Post Office is?"

            The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street 
a
            Couple of blocks and turn to your right."

            The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in 
town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get 
To Heaven.."

            The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on.. You 
don't Even know the way to the Post Office."