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Since you're talking about the weather, I thought I'd send this along.
My mom was from Minnesota - one of her cousins told me they love the
cold there, "it keeps the riff-raff out." I spect folks in Vermont feel
the same way. ;)
~deb
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late!
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