Thanks Jane & Omar. Glad?the humor was enjoyed. I certainly enjoyed it when I read it and thought I'd share. Laughter; they say, is the best medicine.
Jabou


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Subject: Re: Fwd: Humor.Installing Your Husband...


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(J> Installing Your Husband...(B?
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(J> Dear Tech Support,(B?
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(J> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a(B?
(J> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and(B?
(J> jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition,(B?
(J> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and(B?
(J> Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA(B?
(J> 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and(B?
(J> Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix(B?
(J> these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?(B?
(J> Signed,(B?
(J> Desperate(B?
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(J> DEAR DESPERATE,(B?
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(J> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband(B?
(J> 1.0 is an Operating System.(B?
(J> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2(B?
(J> and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works(B?
(J> as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications(B?
(J> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can(B?
(J> cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.(B?
(J> Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring(B?
(J> Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a(B?
(J> virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system(B?
(J> resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are(B?
(J> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0(B?
(J> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new(B?
(J> applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve(B?
(J> memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.(B?
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