Final Countdown
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his
doctor for a complete
checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the
results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor
says. "You're dying, and
you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me
straight, Doc. How long
have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks?
What?"
"Nine..."
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