Muriel, you've inspired me so here goes...
A work colleague sent this around and I kept it because it's cute!

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays,
exams, and classroom discussions.  Most were from 5th and 6th graders.
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One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in
one second.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to
getting hit.  If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
atoms.  But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy.
When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

Most books now say our sun is a star.  But it still knows how to change back
into a sun in the daytime.

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.  There are 180 degrees
between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and
south.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be
discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because
of so much population stomping around up there these days.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to
be oil.

Vacuums are nothings.  We only mention them to let them know we know they're
there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so
sometimes it's brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.  But I have
never been able to make out the numbers.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers.  But to chemists
solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Clouds are high-flying fogs.

I am not sure how clouds get formed.  But the clouds know how to do it, and
that is the important thing.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around.  And around. There is
not much else to do.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud.  When it is big enough to be called a
drop, it does.

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.

Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.