Speaking of swallowing silly pills, here's another little story:

A woman in the maternity ward gave birth to a baby.  He appeared normal and 
in good health, except for two curious things:  One of his hands was 
clenched into a fist, as if holding something, and he laughed and laughed 
instead of crying!  The doctor pried opened his fist and found a handful of 
birth controll pills!  hahahahahahaha!

Sharon