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Phil Scovell <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Tue, 20 May 2008 19:57:55 -0600
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Funny, funny.
Phil.



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From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
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Subject: First Kiss


> GCF: First Kiss
>
> At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl
> home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first
> kiss.
>
> With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
> and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"
>
> Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
>
> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
>
> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
>
> "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
>
> "No way. It's just too risky!"
>
> "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"
>
> "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"
>
> "Oh yes you can. Please?"
>
> "NO, no. I just can't."
>
> "Pleeeeease?..."
>
> Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows
> up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister
> says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or
> if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out
> loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
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