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Sun, 6 Apr 2008 12:28:44 -0700
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 Give and Take

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a
lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says,
"I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did
not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what
you get to the person you hate most—your boss."

The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots
of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on
the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank
account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car.
Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same
moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.

Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left;
you should choose carefully."

The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a
kidney."



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