these are great kyle. i especially like the blond
joke. before you blonds get hot on me, i remind you
that my daughter Sara is the sterotipical blond and
normally i could could see her doing or saying some of
the things in some of the blond jokes. i love her
dearly, but... sometimes "duh". 

just an example, when she was still at home, before
eating any dish her mother served she's ask how many
caleries it had and if it was "fattening." then she'd
turn arround and eat a half bag of m&m's as a snack.
or as i like to say I GOT "W&W'S" instead. 

--- "Cleveland, Kyle E."
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> I had to query friends for these.  As I said, the
> only ones I know are
> rather ribald...KC
> 
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> 
> Two guys were discussing popular family trends on
> sex, marriage, and
> values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife
> before we got married,
> did you? 
> 
> "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure.  What was her maiden
> name?" 
> 
>
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> 
> 
> A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad,
> where did all of my
> intelligence come from?" 
> 
> The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it
> from your mother,
> 'cause I still have mine." 
> 
>
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> "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
> carefully," the divorce Court
> Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775
> a week." 
> 
> "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said.
> "And every now and
> then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." 
> 
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> 
> A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside,
> and said, "I don't
> like the looks of your wife at all." 
> 
> "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a
> great cook and really
> good with the kids". 
> 
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> 
> 
> 
> 
> My wife (a blonde) calls Delta Airlines and asks,
> "Can you tell me how 
> long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New
> York City ?" 
> 
> The agent replies, "Just a minute.." 
> 
> "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up. 
> 
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> 
> 
> A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks
> him how he is
> feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the
> four-letter-word the doctor
> used in surgery," he answered. 
> 
> "What did he say," asked the nurse. 
> 
> "OOPS"
> 
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> 
> 
> While shopping for vacation clothes, a wife and
> husband  passed a
> display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten
> years and twenty
> pounds since she had even considered buying a
> bathing suit, so I sought
> my husband's advice. 
> 
> "What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a
> bikini or an 
> all-in-one?" 
> 
> "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get
> it all in one." 
> 
> He's still in intensive care. 
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