Ruth

 Is there a screwdriver museum, or hall of fame?

Just Wondering

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Subject: Re: [BP] new member new blood

Py,  All the screws in the world ain't worth a fart in a whirwind if ya
ain't got no screwdrivers!  Ruth, the screwdriver queen--self-proclaimed



At 11:17 AM -0500 11/9/08, [log in to unmask] wrote:
Welcome aboard Larry ; 
We are a community of hicks and hot shits (see below)
coupled with a few loose scews ..so if you threw up in the fifth grade
we
are going to know about it ..Ralph the humor czar will tell you its
better
to fess up  now about what happened on prom night..than wait 
However before you enter the land of the 1000 Bullamanka  you must
enter the
the first chamber of the PIN HEAD Pyramid   where Seth  weighs your
heart
with a Pelican feather ...then tickles you ..if you laugh ....your in
.....
if you no laugh ...meybe you think its-a-  no funny  Ha ! you think
its-a
-no funny
den meybe  you will wander the land of the humorless ( followed  by
grant
writers and Hedge  Fund investors) ..but there is hope
all entries get a free roll of toilet paper...and yes upon completion
you
will be inducted into  the right to use certain signs (picking your
nose)
and grips (as in geta grip) so you may recognise one village idiot from
another
and that my friend is worth more than all the screws on 11th ave

Py ...Ps Best of luck and .....are you sure you know what your doing?


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Ruth Barton
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Dummerston, VT

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