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ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:29:42 -0700
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lol, well i did ask for it. 

--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> I've got to go to Denver tommorrow so here's "The
> Worm":
> 
> There was a farmer who was very lonely.  He found a
> corn borer worm and kept
> it as a pet.  He even named it "Motor," because of
> the sound it made as it
> bored through an ear of corn.  He kept motor in a
> matchbox with cotton balls
> and a kernel of corn per day for food.  One day, as
> he was about to give
> "Motor" his kernel of corn, he discovered to his
> horror that Motor was
> missing.  He looked all through the house but didn't
> find him.  He went out
> to do his chores, but still, No Motor.  He finally
> decided to walk through
> his cornfield, as it sometimes calmed him when he
> was upset.  As he walked
> down row after row, he started to hear the sound
> that Motor made as he
> chewed on a kernel.  He isolated it to a row then
> the south end of the row,
> and finally to a single stalk of corn.  When he'd
> isolated it to the stalk,
> he carefully shucked the ears from the bottom of the
> stalk to the top, and
> as he shucked the last ear, OUTBORED MOTOR!!
> 
> 
> On 10/16/07, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> > LOL, BRING ON THE WORM!
> >
> >
> >
> > Kendall
> >
> > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> >
> > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
> the unreasonable one
> > persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> > depends on the unreasonable man.
> >
> > -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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