lol lmao! good ones ken, at which point said the twos, hey, what about us?! lol
 
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----- Original Message ----
From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 6:53:51 PM
Subject: a few more sillies for janet

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the
driveway, and ran into the
house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top
of her lungs, "Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!" 

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain
stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out"

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a
driver's license. 
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


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Mother Superior called
all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of
gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm
so tired of chardonnay." 

no offence for any Catholics on the list.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD!  You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
more butter. O h my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are
you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to
salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" 

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple
of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show
you what it feels like when I'm driving."



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