(Who sez seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband looking for someone
to round out a six- unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with
original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a
groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my boss collection of
eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday
through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage,
good condition, some hair, many new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.


Jenifer Gilley
Christ came that we may have life everlasting!
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