ha ha ha!
Vinny
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From: "Karen Carter" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:38 AM
Subject: O>T> HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION


> Now this is my way of thinking.
>
> HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
>
> Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
> A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste 
> them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart 
> will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life 
> of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
>
> Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
> A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and 
> corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an 
> efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? 
> Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy 
> vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily 
> allowance of vegetable products.
>
> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>
> A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that 
> means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of 
> the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! It's OK 
> to drink Whiskey (grain again), but no more than a pint a day. And the 
> nectar of the Gods, Martinis should always be worshiped.
>
> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
>
> A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If 
> you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
>
> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise 
> program?
>
> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry . My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
>
> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>
> A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In 
> fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad 
> for you?
>
> Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the 
> middle?
>
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should 
> only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
>
> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>
> A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans .. Another vegetable. It's the best 
> feel-good food around!!
>
> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
>
> A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
>
> Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about 
> food and diets.
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> I would rather live as if there is a God, than to live as if there is not 
> a God.  and die and find out that there is a God.
>
>  Remember Jesus is the reason for the season.  If there was no Christ. 
> There would be not CHRIST-mas.
>
>  Merry Christ-mas
>  Karen Carter '74
>