>Ashley, I have seen ducks so drunk that they staggered when trying to
>walk. 
>Of course, I only saw this during a very short period of time in the fall 
>when the grapes in the vineyard had fermented.  Interestingly, there was a

>great deal of heightened sexual activity in the duck community - and I
>don't 
>think it had any connection with egg laying and procreation.  It just
>seemed 
>to be purely enjoyable recreational sex.  In fact, truth be told, I was a 
>little put out by some of the male ducks, who would be actively copulating

>with a female while at the same time looking up in the sky for their next 
>"date."    ;)


That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!  :)