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No Eared Interview 
A guy walks in for his interview. The man who's
interviewing him has no ears. 

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you
notice about me?" 

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." 

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 

2nd guy walks in for his interview. 

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you
notice about me?" 

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." 

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "Whatever
you do, don't say anything about his not having any
ears. He'll kick you right out." 

3rd guy walks in for his interview. 

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you
notice about me?" 

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few
seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses
don't you." 

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're
so observant. How could you tell I wear contact
lenses?" 

3rd guy "Because you don't have any ears to hang
glasses on." 




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