Well, I figure he just put a few drops of pee in there. It couldn't 
have been more than that. It most likely was quantitated to measure 
out how much spit was in his shoes.
hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw take that and
rhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrun with it!


purhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrple



At 05:50 AM 3/7/2008, you wrote:
>I wondered the same thing.  How could the can be cold?  It least it 
>makes sense why the cans were open.  Lol.
>
>earlier, MariJean, wrote:
>
>>Now 
>>F'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'filblblblblblblblblblberhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrt,
>>
>>Why would you say something like that? (grins)
>>
>>
>>purple
>>
>>
>>
>>At 01:42 PM 3/6/2008, you wrote:
>>>Mari,
>>>
>>>Only you would try and figure something like that out.
>>>
>>>Phil.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>----- Original Message -----
>>>From: "MariJean" <[log in to unmask]>
>>>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>>Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2008 11:02 AM
>>>Subject: Re: Be Nice
>>>
>>>
>>> > Hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw! I wonder how he got the pee into the
>>> > cans when they were still cold. Must have been funny, me thinks!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > purple
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > At 09:38 PM 3/5/2008, you wrote:
>>> > >      A marine got on an airplane to fly home after his tour of
>>> > >duty.  Finding his assigned seat on the aisle, he took his seat
>>> > >but before he could snap his seat belt into place, two would be
>>> > >terrorist came down the aisle and stopped at his seat; looking
>>> > >down at him as if he were an ugly dog.  Realizing they needed to
>>> > >get passed him into their seats, smiling up at them, he said,
>>> > >"Howdy, fellows.  Here, let me get out of your way so you don't
>>> > >have to crawl over me," and he stepped into the aisle and let them
>>> > >pass.  They gave him disgusting looks as they wordlessly passed by
>>> > >and climbed into their seats.
>>> > >
>>> > >      Taking his place once again, the marine took his seat,
>>> > >fastened his seat belt, took off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and
>>> > >prepared for take off.  The two terrorists just stared, their
>>> > >hatred for him radiating from their very faces, at the American
>>> > >baby killer.
>>> > >
>>> > >      Once they were in the air, the two terrorist decided they
>>> > >would have some fun with the marine.  The one next to the window
>>> > >said in poor English, "I hate sitting by the window."
>>> > >
>>> > >      The marine immediately offered to change seats with him so
>>> > >they all stood, stepped into the aisle, and changed places.
>>> > >
>>> > >      No sooner had they reseated themselves than the other
>>> > >terrorist said, "I hate sitting in the middle."  The marine
>>> > >pleasantly offered to change places with him.  So again, they all
>>> > >stood, stepped into the aisle, and changed seating arrangements.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >      Once back in their seats, the terrorist on the aisle complain
>>> > >that his seat was too hard and the Marine immediately offered to
>>> > >retake his place on the aisle.  They made the change.
>>> > >
>>> > >      No sooner had they taken their seats than the terrorist by
>>> > >the window said, "I sure would like a coke."
>>> > >
>>> > >      "Hey, no problem," the marine said cheerfully.  I'll go get
>>> > >you one."
>>> > >
>>> > >      "But I have no money," the terrorist smiled; his rotten
>>> > >teeth peaking out from behind his sneer.
>>> > >
>>> > >      "I've got money, friend.  Don't worry about it.  I'll be
>>> > >right back."
>>> > >
>>> > >      As he was gone, the two terrorist spoke quietly in their own
>>> > >language and made their decision.  The terrorist nearest the
>>> > >window, leaned across his fellow terrorist and spat into the
>>> > >marines shoe.  They both laughed and leaned back to wait for the
>>> > >stupid marine to return.
>>> > >
>>> > >      The marine came bouncing down the aisle with a can of coke.
>>> > >To show his willingness to get along, he had opened the can of pop
>>> > >before he had returned.  Leaning over, he handed the open cold can
>>> > >of coke to the terrorist.  "There you are, friend."
>>> > >
>>> > >      The terrorist by the window grunted, offered not even a thank
>>> > >you, and the marine, smiling, took his seat.
>>> > >
>>> > >      No sooner had he snapped his seat belt back into place, when
>>> > >the terrorist seated in the middle seat said in butchered
>>> > >English, "Boy, I guess I am thirsty, too.  I'd like a coke;" his
>>> > >eyes blazing with fire as he stared into the marine's face.
>>> > >
>>> > >      "Hey, no problem, bro.  Let me run up and get you one.  I'll
>>> > >be right back," and off he went.
>>> > >
>>> > >      The terrorist, as planned, bent over while the marine was
>>> > >getting the coke, and spit into the marine's other shoe.  Both
>>> > >terrorists laughed.
>>> > >
>>> > >      The marine returned, the can of cold pop already opened due
>>> > >to politeness, and handed it to the glaring terrorist seated in
>>> > >the middle seat.  Taking it from the marine, he, too, grunted and
>>> > >said nothing.
>>> > >
>>> > >      The marine smiled, took his seat, and they all leaned their
>>> > >seats back and took naps.
>>> > >
>>> > >      Awakening to the voice of the pilot announcing they would be
>>> > >landing in 15 minutes, the marine shoved his feet into his shoes
>>> > >and immediately realized what the two terrorists had done to him.
>>> > >He said to nobody in particular, but loud enough for several to
>>> > >hear, "You know, it is pitiful we all can't just get along in this
>>> > >world.  I mean, playing these childish games of spitting in shoes
>>> > >and urinating in people can's of coke is so counter productive."
>>> > >
>>> > >
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>>> >
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