Purple, good one.  You know how to make a synth perform.

earlier, MariJean, wrote:

>Well, I figure he just put a few drops of pee in there. It couldn't 
>have been more than that. It most likely was quantitated to measure 
>out how much spit was in his shoes.
>hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw take that and
>rhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrun with it!
>
>
>purhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrple
>
>
>
>At 05:50 AM 3/7/2008, you wrote:
>>I wondered the same thing.  How could the can be cold?  It least it 
>>makes sense why the cans were open.  Lol.
>>
>>earlier, MariJean, wrote:
>>
>>>Now 
>>>F'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'filblblblblblblblblblberhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrt,
>>>
>>>Why would you say something like that? (grins)
>>>
>>>
>>>purple
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>At 01:42 PM 3/6/2008, you wrote:
>>>>Mari,
>>>>
>>>>Only you would try and figure something like that out.
>>>>
>>>>Phil.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>----- Original Message -----
>>>>From: "MariJean" <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2008 11:02 AM
>>>>Subject: Re: Be Nice
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > Hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw! I wonder how he got the pee into the
>>>> > cans when they were still cold. Must have been funny, me thinks!
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > purple
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > At 09:38 PM 3/5/2008, you wrote:
>>>> > >      A marine got on an airplane to fly home after his tour of
>>>> > >duty.  Finding his assigned seat on the aisle, he took his seat
>>>> > >but before he could snap his seat belt into place, two would be
>>>> > >terrorist came down the aisle and stopped at his seat; looking
>>>> > >down at him as if he were an ugly dog.  Realizing they needed to
>>>> > >get passed him into their seats, smiling up at them, he said,
>>>> > >"Howdy, fellows.  Here, let me get out of your way so you don't
>>>> > >have to crawl over me," and he stepped into the aisle and let them
>>>> > >pass.  They gave him disgusting looks as they wordlessly passed by
>>>> > >and climbed into their seats.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      Taking his place once again, the marine took his seat,
>>>> > >fastened his seat belt, took off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and
>>>> > >prepared for take off.  The two terrorists just stared, their
>>>> > >hatred for him radiating from their very faces, at the American
>>>> > >baby killer.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      Once they were in the air, the two terrorist decided they
>>>> > >would have some fun with the marine.  The one next to the window
>>>> > >said in poor English, "I hate sitting by the window."
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The marine immediately offered to change seats with him so
>>>> > >they all stood, stepped into the aisle, and changed places.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      No sooner had they reseated themselves than the other
>>>> > >terrorist said, "I hate sitting in the middle."  The marine
>>>> > >pleasantly offered to change places with him.  So again, they all
>>>> > >stood, stepped into the aisle, and changed seating arrangements.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      Once back in their seats, the terrorist on the aisle complain
>>>> > >that his seat was too hard and the Marine immediately offered to
>>>> > >retake his place on the aisle.  They made the change.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      No sooner had they taken their seats than the terrorist by
>>>> > >the window said, "I sure would like a coke."
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      "Hey, no problem," the marine said cheerfully.  I'll go get
>>>> > >you one."
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      "But I have no money," the terrorist smiled; his rotten
>>>> > >teeth peaking out from behind his sneer.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      "I've got money, friend.  Don't worry about it.  I'll be
>>>> > >right back."
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      As he was gone, the two terrorist spoke quietly in their own
>>>> > >language and made their decision.  The terrorist nearest the
>>>> > >window, leaned across his fellow terrorist and spat into the
>>>> > >marines shoe.  They both laughed and leaned back to wait for the
>>>> > >stupid marine to return.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The marine came bouncing down the aisle with a can of coke.
>>>> > >To show his willingness to get along, he had opened the can of pop
>>>> > >before he had returned.  Leaning over, he handed the open cold can
>>>> > >of coke to the terrorist.  "There you are, friend."
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The terrorist by the window grunted, offered not even a thank
>>>> > >you, and the marine, smiling, took his seat.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      No sooner had he snapped his seat belt back into place, when
>>>> > >the terrorist seated in the middle seat said in butchered
>>>> > >English, "Boy, I guess I am thirsty, too.  I'd like a coke;" his
>>>> > >eyes blazing with fire as he stared into the marine's face.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      "Hey, no problem, bro.  Let me run up and get you one.  I'll
>>>> > >be right back," and off he went.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The terrorist, as planned, bent over while the marine was
>>>> > >getting the coke, and spit into the marine's other shoe.  Both
>>>> > >terrorists laughed.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The marine returned, the can of cold pop already opened due
>>>> > >to politeness, and handed it to the glaring terrorist seated in
>>>> > >the middle seat.  Taking it from the marine, he, too, grunted and
>>>> > >said nothing.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      The marine smiled, took his seat, and they all leaned their
>>>> > >seats back and took naps.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >      Awakening to the voice of the pilot announcing they would be
>>>> > >landing in 15 minutes, the marine shoved his feet into his shoes
>>>> > >and immediately realized what the two terrorists had done to him.
>>>> > >He said to nobody in particular, but loud enough for several to
>>>> > >hear, "You know, it is pitiful we all can't just get along in this
>>>> > >world.  I mean, playing these childish games of spitting in shoes
>>>> > >and urinating in people can's of coke is so counter productive."
>>>> > >
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