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Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:57:25 -0800
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 Regardless of one's age, you simply should always
 plan ahead.
 
 The local news station was interviewing an
 80-year-old lady because she had
 just gotten married - for the fourth time.
 
 The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
 about what it felt like
 to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new
 husband's occupation.
 
 'He's a funeral director,' she said.
 
 'Interesting' the newsman thought.
 
 He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a
 little about her first
 three husbands and what they did for a living.
 
 She paused for a few-moments, needing time to
 reflect on all those years.
 
 After a short time, a smile came to her face and she
 answered proudly,
 explaining that she'd first married a banker when
 she was in her early 20's,
 then a circus ring master when in her 40's, later on
 she married a preacher
 when in her 60's, and now in her 80's a funeral
 director.
 
 The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and
 asked why she had
 married four men with such diverse careers.
 
 She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the
 money, two for the show,
 three to get ready, and four to go!'
 
 



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