Who is Mezbi Yanks? I enjoyed the story but I have always concentrated on
the shapes of heads to tell them apart. Of course that is assuming you and I
have the perfect heads. SO starting from that evident baseline, oh and our
colleagues here, then potatoes, coconuts, tomatoes, jahatos, mangos, lemons, and
papayas come in handy.
Thanx for sharing. Haroun Masoud. MQDT Darbo. Al Mutawakkil.
In a message dated 11/1/2007 7:41:57 P.M. Mountain Daylight Time,
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How to tell one African from another: It comes, as something of a surprise
to many Africans to discover that all Africans look the same to non-Africans.
How do you tell a Nigerian from a Kenyan, for example; and I am not talking
about passports or clothing? Well the easiest way, of course, is the name: For
example Ogunkoye, Chukwuemeka and Adejoh can only be a Nigerian and Njoroge
and Ngugi from Kenya. And so where do the Dunns come from? They are certainly
from Liberia or Sierra Leone. Surely, everybody knows that the loud and
cocky ones are the West Africans; the brooding and sly ones are the North and
South Africans respectively; the East Africans always say yes, even when they
disagree with you violently. To be more specific, the Cameronians will borrow
money from you to buy Champagne; whilst the Ghanaians think they invented
politics. The Congolese think they have the best music and the best dancers;
the Nigerians have a thing about clothes, cars and enjoyment; while the
Ethiopians believe they have the most beautiful women on God's earth. Moroccans
actually think they're French, and so do the Burkinabes. Algerians just hate the
French; Sierra Leonians simply smile profusely; and Liberians can't get over
America. On a positive note the Ghanians have the longest hair, while the
Ugandans make the best food and hence have the fullest figures.All East and
South African countries have the same national anthem, but the South Africans
sing it the best. The South Africans have no hair; the Zambians and Kenyans have
prominent foreheads; the West Africans have short memories and never learn
from their mistakes; the concept of order and discipline must have been
invented in East Africa; the words don't exist in West Africa, especially in
Nigeria. When a cabinet minister is "caught with his hands in the till," he commits
suicide in Southern Africa; in West Africa he's promoted after the next coup
d'etat. In athletics, the divisions are quite simple: from 800m to the
marathon the East Africans hold sway; the West Africans are only good at the
sprints; and South Africans can only sing. But when it comes to football (soccer),
the North and West Africans dominate the lesser-skilled East and South
Africans. Please read this and forward to all Africans you know! Not my story!
Melbzi wrote it!
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