----- Original Message -----
From: "Reeva Parry" <[log in to unmask]>
To: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 12:47 PM
Subject: TAKE DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER!
> TAKE DOWN THE FEEDER!
>
>
> I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
> seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought to myself as I
> filled it lovingly with seed.
>
> Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
> continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
>
> But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio,
> above the table, and next to the barbecue.
>
> Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
> the table ... everywhere!
>
> Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to
> peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
>
> And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
>
> squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded
> that I fill it when it got low on food.
>
> After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I
> took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I
> cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all
> over the patio.
>
> Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one
> demanding their rights to a free meal.
>
> Now let's see. ... Our government gives out free food, subsidized
> housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born
> here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of
> thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small
> apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
> by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind
> other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn
> Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my
> bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old
> Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights
> and free liberties.
>
> Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the
> bird feeder.
>
> If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!
>
>
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