Pretty funny, John.  I sent my joke to a Jewish friend of mind in Montana
and he said he laughed until he cried at my joke or did I tell somebody that
already?  Oh, well, if I did, I done repeated it just now.

Phil.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "John Schwery" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 6:20 AM
Subject: Re: Drink and be merry


> Phil, do you know what happens when you throw oranges at a
> synagogue?  Juice come out.
>
> earlier, Phil Scovell, wrote:
>
> >My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this  today.
> >He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his  church
> >worship team.
> >
> >      Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and
> >discovered  that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular
> >part of  Mexico.  They wanted to check this out further so they
> >booked a  flight.
> >
> >      Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles,
> >then traveling by donkeys, and  eventually by foot, they arrived
> >wearily at the village which was uncovered in their  studies.
> >
> >      Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when
> >the waiter  came over to give them water and to take their orders,
> >one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in  our
> >recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were
> >established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area.
> >Do  you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?"
> >
> >      "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I
> >shall ask the owner of this establishment.
> >
> >      Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we
> >have no Mexican Jews here."
> >
> >      The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts
> >were originals and they could not be wrong.
> >
> >      "Well, I will go ask the cook.  Perhaps he will know."
> >
> >      Moments later, the waiter returned.  "I am sorry but  the
> >cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place.  In
> >fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice,
> >or any type of  Mexican juice at all in this place."
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> John
>
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