You have been accused of accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior and
bombarding God with prayers!

You are hereby sentenced to Everlasting Life, No bail, No Appeal.

You have been labeled Blessed and hereby detained in God's custody forever,
Amen.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your
goals.

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but FAITH looks up.


Lord, grant me patience to endure my blessing ......

When the devil comes knocking at your door, just simply say ...
"Jesus, could you get that for me please?"

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over 
"religious nuts!"