LOVE this one....I will be forwarding it to my dad who could easily  
have been the man in this joke!
On Apr 4, 2008, at 5:19 PM, Kendall D. Corbett wrote:

> While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his  
> wife is
> losing her hearing. The doctor says, "You should do a simple test.  
> Stand
> about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?' Move 3 feet closer  
> and do it
> again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds."  
> Remember how
> close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know  
> how bad
> her hearing loss is.
>
> About a month later the same guy is at the doctor again and the  
> doctor asks,
> "Well, did you do that experiment with your wife's hearing?" The  
> man says
> "yes". "How close did you get before she answered?" "Well, by the  
> time I got
> about 3 feet away she just turned around and said "For the FIFTH  
> TIME...
> WHAT???"
>
>
> -- 
>
>
> Kendall
>
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)
>
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all  
> progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
>
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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