your dad's friend had some sense of humor, i heard it
origionally with a different punch line from "goony
bird my foot" too. 

--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Ken,
> 
> I'd heard the Goony bird as "FuzzyBurger;"  A friend
> of my Dad's was a
> hunter and taxidermist who had mounted the rear of a
> deer, antelope or
> something, put eyes on it, and hung it on the wall. 
> The resulting
> "creature" looked kind of like a big owl's face.  He
> told the joke and said
> the "creature" was a mounted FuzzyBurger.
> 
> On Jan 17, 2008 9:44 PM, ken barber
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> > Pot Talking to the Kettle
> > Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was
> > stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke
> > piped up, "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so
> were
> > you !" ...
> >
> >
> > Goony Bird
> > After many years of marriage, a husband has turned
> > into a couch potato, became completely inattentive
> to
> > his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all
> > day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what
> she
> > did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just
> > shrug her off with some bored comment.
> >
> > This went on for many months and the wife was
> going
> > crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store,
> the
> > wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a
> hairy
> > chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and
> dribble
> > running down the side of its mouth.
> >
> > The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the
> > bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony
> bird"
> > and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate,
> he
> > exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
> >
> > Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and
> > with single-minded fury attacked the table and
> smashed
> > it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful
> > forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the
> > shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
> >
> > Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and
> > demolished it in seconds.
> >
> > "Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my
> > husband's attention, nothing will!"
> >
> > So she bought the bird and took it home. When she
> > entered the house, the husband was, as usual,
> sprawled
> > on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game.
> >
> > "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for
> you!
> > A Goony bird!"
> >
> > The husband, in his usual bored tone replied,
> "Goony
> > Bird, my foot!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 
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> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
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