Linda,

This is terrific!

On Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 3:56 PM, Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Hair Dryer
>
>
>
> A distinguished young woman on a flight from
> Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may
> I ask a favour?' 'Of course, what may I do for you?'
>
> 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
> dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and
> well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll
> confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
> through Customs for me?
>
> Under your robes perhaps?'
>
> 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
> I will not lie.'
>
> 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question
> you.'
>
> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
> of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have
> anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down
> to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
>
> The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
> And what do you have to declare from your waist to the
> floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on
> a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
> Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead,
> Father. .....Next!'
>
>
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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

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