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From: "Cleveland, Kyle E." <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:36:28 PM
Subject: Re: a little humor
So this frog decides his pad (lily) is getting too small for his family. He needs to get additional funding for the purchase of a new pad, but all he has for collateral is this little, square-ish, round-ish thing.
He heads down to the bank to see about a loan. The loan officer, Patti Black, helps him with the paperwork, but when they com to the subject of collateral he says, "All I have is this little, square-ish-round-ish thing."
"I don't think I can get the bank to underwrite a loan on something you can't even identify", says Patti.
"I'm sure it's worth something, cries the frog.
"There has to be someone who knows what this is."
The loan officer, feeling the frog's anxiety, replies, "Let me get the bank president to look it over."
She walks a way for a few minutes and returns with the aristocratic old chap to explain,"Mr. Frog here needs a loan for a new pad, but all he has for collateral is this little, square-ish, round-ish thing. The banker, upon examining the 'thing', exclaims, "It's a knick-knack, Patti Black, give the frog a loan!"
....it's the only clean one I know. Sorry.
Kyle
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From: Cerebral Palsy List on behalf of Deri James
Sent: Tue 10/16/2007 5:51 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: a little humor
On Tuesday 16 October 2007 22:20:55 Kendall D. Corbett wrote:
> Ken,
>
> You did start this!
>
> OK,
>
> Today's "Shaggy Dog" (horse?) story:
>
> A guy has a horse, and birds keep building nests in it's mane. He tries
> everything he can think of:
>
> Roaching it (cutting it really short)
>
> Braiding it
>
> Rubbing really smelly stuff in it
>
> But nothing works. Finally he goes to the new vet in town and asks him for
> advice.
>
> The vet says "Well, you've done everything they taught me in veterinary
> school, and it hasn't worked. My undergrad degree was in liberal arts, so
> I'll suggest you try rubbing yeast in your horse's mane.
>
> The guy's skeptical, but figures he's got nothing to lose, so he gives it a
> try. It works perfectly! He calls the vet to thank him, and to ask why it
> worked when nothing else had.
>
> The vet replies: It's really quite simple "Yeast is yeast, and nest is
> nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
>
> Tommorow I'll tell the one about the corn boring worm - unless someone
> stops me before I pun again!
>
Hi Kendall,
I wonder if ICORS has a "Supported Euthanasia" group, want me to find out for
you? ;-)
Cheers
Deri
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