i like it. 

--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

>  On the edge for the list, but thought it'd be
> OK....
> 
> 
> 
> Subject: Senior at the Mall
> 
> DAD AT THE MALL.
> 
> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
> new shoes. We
> 
> decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed
> he was watching a
> 
> teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
> spiked hair in all
> 
> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My
> dad kept staring at
> 
> him. The teenager would look and find him staring
> every time. When the
> 
> teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's
> the matter old man,
> 
> never done anything wild in your life?"
> 
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly
> 
> swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
> response; knowing he
> 
> would have a good one. And in classic style he did
> not bat an eye in his
> 
> response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a
> peacock. I was just
> 
> wondering if you were my son."
> -- 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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