Ken and Mag,

There's also the old Creedence Clearwater Revival song that said "I know
there ain't no Heaven, and I pray there aint no Hell."  ;-{)}

On Dec 10, 2007 8:55 PM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> well mag there is hell and people go there, but, it is
> a little more drawn out than most people think. the
> last few chapters of "the revelation can give you
> questions that most people do not even know to ask
> much less getting an answer. my questions could turn a
> theology proffessor inside out.
>
> --- Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> > gee i thought the bad folks went to a place far far
> > away from heaven, even though J said the kingdom of
> > heaven is within ourselves.
> >
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> >
> > ----- Original Message ----
> > From: Kendall D. Corbett <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007 11:23:24 AM
> > Subject: Re: this is heaven
> >
> > Great question, Mag,
> >
> > I dunno; to "keep the riff-raff out?"
> >
> > On Dec 10, 2007 1:30 AM, Tamar Raine
> > <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> > > I have always wondered, why are there gates around
> > heaven?  ;->
> > >
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> > >
> > > ----- Original Message ----
> > > From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> > > To: [log in to unmask]
> > > Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:44:05 PM
> > > Subject: this is heaven
> > >
> > > This is Heaven
> > > This 85-year-old couple, having been married
> > almost 60
> > > years, died in a car crash. They had been in good
> > > health the last 10 years, mainly due to her
> > interest
> > > in health food and exercise.
> > >
> > > When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
> > > them to their mansion, which was decked out with a
> > > beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
> > >
> > > As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter
> > how
> > > much all this was going to cost. "It's free,"
> > Peter
> > > replied. "This is Heaven."
> > >
> > > Next they went out back to survey the championship
> > > golf course in the backyard. They would have
> > golfing
> > > privileges every day, and each week the course
> > would
> > > change to a new one, representing the great golf
> > > courses on Earth.
> > >
> > > The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
> > >
> > > Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for
> > free."
> > >
> > > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
> > > buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid
> > out.
> > >
> > > "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
> > >
> > > "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's
> > FREE!"
> > > Peter replied with some exasperation.
> > >
> > > "Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol
> > > tables?" the old man asked timidly.
> > >
> > > Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can
> > eat
> > > as much as you like of whatever you like and you
> > never
> > > get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
> > >
> > > With that the old man went into a fit of anger,
> > > throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
> > > shrieking wildly.
> > >
> > > Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,
> > asking
> > > him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife
> > and
> > > said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for
> > your
> > > blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10
> > years
> > > ago!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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> >
> > Kendall
> >
> > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> > redundant!)
> >
> > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> > unreasonable one
> > persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

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