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ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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well mag there is hell and people go there, but, it is
a little more drawn out than most people think. the
last few chapters of "the revelation can give you
questions that most people do not even know to ask
much less getting an answer. my questions could turn a
theology proffessor inside out. 

--- Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> gee i thought the bad folks went to a place far far
> away from heaven, even though J said the kingdom of
> heaven is within ourselves. 
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Kendall D. Corbett <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007 11:23:24 AM
> Subject: Re: this is heaven
> 
> Great question, Mag,
> 
> I dunno; to "keep the riff-raff out?"
> 
> On Dec 10, 2007 1:30 AM, Tamar Raine
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> 
> > I have always wondered, why are there gates around
> heaven?  ;->
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> > ----- Original Message ----
> > From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:44:05 PM
> > Subject: this is heaven
> >
> > This is Heaven
> > This 85-year-old couple, having been married
> almost 60
> > years, died in a car crash. They had been in good
> > health the last 10 years, mainly due to her
> interest
> > in health food and exercise.
> >
> > When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
> > them to their mansion, which was decked out with a
> > beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
> >
> > As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter
> how
> > much all this was going to cost. "It's free,"
> Peter
> > replied. "This is Heaven."
> >
> > Next they went out back to survey the championship
> > golf course in the backyard. They would have
> golfing
> > privileges every day, and each week the course
> would
> > change to a new one, representing the great golf
> > courses on Earth.
> >
> > The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
> >
> > Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for
> free."
> >
> > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
> > buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid
> out.
> >
> > "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
> >
> > "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's
> FREE!"
> > Peter replied with some exasperation.
> >
> > "Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol
> > tables?" the old man asked timidly.
> >
> > Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can
> eat
> > as much as you like of whatever you like and you
> never
> > get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
> >
> > With that the old man went into a fit of anger,
> > throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
> > shrieking wildly.
> >
> > Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,
> asking
> > him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife
> and
> > said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for
> your
> > blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10
> years
> > ago!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >  
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> -- 
> 
> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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