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Great!
On Nov 2, 2007 9:01 PM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
> "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
> there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm
> going crazy."
>
> "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said
> the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and
> we should be able to get rid of those fears."
>
> "How much do you charge?"
>
> "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
>
> "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
>
> Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
> "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears
> you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
>
> "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a
> year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me
> for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money
> that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
>
> "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender
> cure you?"
>
> "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't
> nobody under there now !!!"
>
>
>
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