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that's my first hearing too. you know i like groaners.
--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> Deri,
>
> That's a groaner! I heard it as:
>
> A guy goes to his doc with an embarrassing problem:
>
> Whenever he broke wind, it sounded like someone
> saying "HONDA"
>
> He also had an abscessed tooth, so his doc told him
> to get that fixed,
> and to come back if it was still a problem. He had
> the abscess treated,
> and his problem with passing gas disappeared.
>
> He was thrilled, but mystified, so he called his
> physician to ask for an
> explanation,
>
> The doctor said: "Haven't you ever heard? 'Abscess
> makes the fart go
> Honda!'"
>
>
> On 4/3/07, Deri James <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> >
> > On Tuesday 03 April 2007 22:59, [log in to unmask]
> wrote:
> > > That's why I don't drink around the computer...
> > >
> >
> > I can fully endorse this, intravenous absinthe is
> the way to go!!
> > Why "absinthe"? I hear you cry. Well:-
> >
> > "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder".
> >
> > (Is that groans I hear crossing the Atlantic?).
> >
> > Cheers
> >
> > Deri
> >
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>
> --
>
>
> Kendall
>
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
>
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
>
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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