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Stop Following Me! 

A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a
"BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster,
he looked back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." 

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin
bounced after him faster....faster...BUMP BUMP BUMP! 

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened
the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The
coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the
coffin clapping BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of
the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the
bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding. 

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming
slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached
for something, anything....all he can find was a box
of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin. 

... and suddenly "the coffin stops!" 




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