Phil, do you know what happens when you throw oranges at a 
synagogue?  Juice come out.

earlier, Phil Scovell, wrote:

>My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this  today.
>He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his  church
>worship team.
>
>      Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and
>discovered  that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular
>part of  Mexico.  They wanted to check this out further so they
>booked a  flight.
>
>      Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles,
>then traveling by donkeys, and  eventually by foot, they arrived
>wearily at the village which was uncovered in their  studies.
>
>      Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when
>the waiter  came over to give them water and to take their orders,
>one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in  our
>recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were
>established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area.
>Do  you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?"
>
>      "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I
>shall ask the owner of this establishment.
>
>      Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we
>have no Mexican Jews here."
>
>      The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts
>were originals and they could not be wrong.
>
>      "Well, I will go ask the cook.  Perhaps he will know."
>
>      Moments later, the waiter returned.  "I am sorry but  the
>cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place.  In
>fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice,
>or any type of  Mexican juice at all in this place."
>
>
>
>
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