Just wanted to make sure that you all heard the top news story of the 
day, on the fourth.  Nope, not the terrorist bombings in Lundon or 
all the shootings;  Not the heat out west or the fluddings in the 
midwest.  The top story out here anyway, is the new hotdog champion 
who managed to eat 66 hotdogs in twelve minutes.  People were 
actually cheering him on, shouting, "eat, eat, eat," and, "U.S.A., 
U.S.A," since the defending champion was from Japan.  The American 
one.  Aren't we proud.  Nevermind who is starving.  It's almost 
fitting that we are the champions of gluttony.
Kathy