Heinz,

As you can see even living here in the house built by Heinz (Ketchup Heinz)
family for 20 years I didn't know about 57. Say hello to Karl.

Witold 

Witold Karwowski
Arteco & Design Restoration Corp.
8 Bogert Place
Bronxville, NY 10708
Tel: (914) 793 9424
Fax: (914) 793 5495
Cel: (914) 433 5644
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From: The listserv where the buildings do the talking
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Lawrence
Kestenbaum
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 3:42 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [BP] More than a hello

On Mon, Mar 2, 2009 at 2:22 PM,  <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Dear Heinz,
>
> We look forward to you coming to our shores. We have at least 57 varieties
> of ways to make your life interesting here.

If you're coming to America, you might as well be in on the joke.
Heinz is the name of the pre-eminent American maker of sauces,
pickles, jams and other edible items that are sold in glass jars.

The Heinz company used to advertise that they had "57 varieties".
This message was delivered with such saturation frequency over so many
decades that, even today, a typical American over age 30 would
instantly associate the name Heinz with the number 57, and vice versa.

So, you should learn to tolerate hearing jokes based on that
particular number, or else tell people that your name is "Henry".
That worked for Heinz Kissinger.

You're welcome.

                                                                     Larry

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Washtenaw County Clerk & Register of Deeds, http://ewashtenaw.org
The Political Graveyard, http://politicalgraveyard.com
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P.O. Box 2563, Ann Arbor, MI 48106

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