Malanding,

If you think about it, Mother-in Law 1.0 was very instrumental in the process of putting  husband 1.0 together, so she probably knows how to deflect  and circumvent any firewalls.
Funny stuff.
Jabou


 


 

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From: Malanding Jaiteh <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 7:50 am
Subject: Re: Fwd: Humor.Installing Your Husband...









Sister Jabou, 

Interesting stuff. But where are the Remote Desktop that runs the 
Mother-In-Law on the main server and the Firewall? 
 

Malanding 
 


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> Installing Your Husband... 

> 

> Dear Tech Support, 
> 

> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a  
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and  
> jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition,  
> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and 
>  Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 
> 5.0,  NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and 
> Housecleaning  2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix 
> these  problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

> Signed, 

> Desperate 

> *** 

> DEAR  DESPERATE, 

> 

> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 
> 1.0 is an Operating System. 
> Please enter command:  ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 
> and don't forget to  install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works 
> as designed, Husband 1.0  should then automatically run the applications 
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But  remember, overuse of the above application can 
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
> Please note that Beer 6.1 is a  very bad program that will download the Snoring 
> Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO  NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a 
> virus in the background that will  eventually seize control of all your system 
> resources.) Also do not attempt to  reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are 
> unsupported applications and will  crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 
> is a great program, but it does have  limited memory and cannot learn new 
> applications quickly. You might consider  buying additional software to improve 
> memory and performance. We recommend  Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 

> Good Luck, 
> Tech Support 

>  
> 

> 

> 

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