Since Harold potter is supposed to be, as some have said, modern day fairy
tales such as little Red Ridinghood, this reminded me of one of my favorite
jokes.

Little Red Ridinghood was walking through the forest to grandma's house when
she came upon a wolf hiding behind a large log aside her path.  She stopped
to talk to him but he quickly ran away.  Red kept walking down the path to
grandma's house when she came upon a large bush and saw the wolf again
hiding behind the bush.  She stopped to talk to him but he quickly ran away.
She continued her trek through the woods to grandma's house when she came
upon a large tree.  Behind it, she could clearly see the wolf hiding and she
stopped and tried to talk with him.  The wolf finally said out of
frustration,  "Lady?  Would you leave me alone?  I'm trying to take a dump."