Two Pastors


Two Pastors wives were visiting and sewing their husbands pants. One 
wife said: My husband is just beside himself, he does not know what 
to do anymore and he is so tired and depressed he said he is ready to 
just give up and resign.

The other wife said: I am sorry to hear that because my husband has 
never been happier. Our membership is growing and we are out of our 
financial burden, we have such a large and loving congregation. Life 
could not be any better than it is right now.

(One woman was mending the seat of her husband's pants, the other was 
mending the knees.)