Your daughter is just like me counting calories so she knows how many
are left for her junk food habit.
At 05:58 AM 10/31/2007, you wrote:
>these are great kyle. i especially like the blond
>joke. before you blonds get hot on me, i remind you
>that my daughter Sara is the sterotipical blond and
>normally i could could see her doing or saying some of
>the things in some of the blond jokes. i love her
>dearly, but... sometimes "duh".
>
>just an example, when she was still at home, before
>eating any dish her mother served she's ask how many
>caleries it had and if it was "fattening." then she'd
>turn arround and eat a half bag of m&m's as a snack.
>or as i like to say I GOT "W&W'S" instead.
>
>--- "Cleveland, Kyle E."
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>
> > I had to query friends for these. As I said, the
> > only ones I know are
> > rather ribald...KC
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Two guys were discussing popular family trends on
> > sex, marriage, and
> > values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife
> > before we got married,
> > did you?
> >
> > "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden
> > name?"
> >
> >
>----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad,
> > where did all of my
> > intelligence come from?"
> >
> > The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it
> > from your mother,
> > 'cause I still have mine."
> >
> >
>---------------------------------------------------------
> > "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
> > carefully," the divorce Court
> > Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775
> > a week."
> >
> > "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said.
> > "And every now and
> > then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
> >
> > ----------------------------------------
> > -----------------
> >
> > A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside,
> > and said, "I don't
> > like the looks of your wife at all."
> >
> > "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a
> > great cook and really
> > good with the kids".
> >
> >
>-----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > My wife (a blonde) calls Delta Airlines and asks,
> > "Can you tell me how
> > long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New
> > York City ?"
> >
> > The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
> >
> > "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
> >
> >
> >
>----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks
> > him how he is
> > feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the
> > four-letter-word the doctor
> > used in surgery," he answered.
> >
> > "What did he say," asked the nurse.
> >
> > "OOPS"
> >
> >
>------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > While shopping for vacation clothes, a wife and
> > husband passed a
> > display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten
> > years and twenty
> > pounds since she had even considered buying a
> > bathing suit, so I sought
> > my husband's advice.
> >
> > "What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a
> > bikini or an
> > all-in-one?"
> >
> > "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get
> > it all in one."
> >
> > He's still in intensive care.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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