if this does not make janet laugh i do not know what
would. 

--- Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> My mother taught me to read when I was four years
> old (her first  
> mistake).
> One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
> the cabinet doors  
> was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then
> asked my mother why  
> she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't
> they belong in the  
> kitchen?
> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
> told me that  
> those were for "special occasions" (her second
> mistake). Now fast  
> forward a few months..
> It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to
> pick up my uncle  
> and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all
> of us while they  
> were gone.
> Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my
> uncle came in first  
> and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his
> wife who gasped,  
> then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared
> with laughter.  
> Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when
> she saw each  
> place setting on the table with a "special occasion"
> Kotex napkin at  
> each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.
> I had even  
> tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off
> the edge!! My  
> mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
> response sent the  
> other adults into further fits of laughter.
> "But, Mom, you said they were for special
> occasions!!! "
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