12-Step Internet Recovery Program


1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I
used to, before the Internet.

2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3. I will get dressed before noon.

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner
before even thinking of the Internet.

5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and
family that are Internet-deprived.

6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7. I will read a book ... if I still remember how.

8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them
to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it 
is  necessary or not.

11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ...
and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!